Last night around 8:30, Ruth Madoff apparently decided to go shopping. She headed out, in a ratty old ski hat and an orange hoodie, to the local Food Emporium, on a mission for detergent and maybe some Jarlsberg cheese.
Because, you know, even when your husband is the most hated man in America and you're under investigation for bilking millions of dollars, a girl still needs her cheese, right Ruth?
Here's my question though: hasn't she ever heard of Fresh Direct? They've got a nice Jarlsberg for $8.99/lb and they'll even cut it into cubes for you!